{"id":385,"date":"2014-06-24T20:50:56","date_gmt":"2014-06-24T20:50:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/?p=385"},"modified":"2016-08-21T02:09:51","modified_gmt":"2016-08-21T02:09:51","slug":"la-june-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/?p=385","title":{"rendered":"LA: June 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I scampered through the airport TSA pre-check. It was green lights all the way until I was selected for additional screening. That included a pat down, running the beeping wand over my sillouette, swiping my palms with something on a paper strip, and doing the hokey poky in the infamous X-ray booth. On the upside, there was no body cavity search,\u00a0 and the security lady said, &#8220;Happy Birthday, darlin&#8217;. You have a blessed day,&#8221; when she was done.<\/p>\n<p>Discovered we lost our treasured economy comfort bulkhead seats for the return flight when I requested the wheelchair. Fair enough, since that plane&#8217;s bulkhead is also an exit row, an automatic out for the infirm. Dang.\u00a0Flight to LA not bad at all for me. I read and napped, Robert read a newspaper, went through his vast backlog of emails (7000+! \u00a0Some going back to 2004!) and took half of a prescribed muscle relaxer. He seemed to do fine. In fact he did better than at home, because he was not as bored and frustrated with his temporary disability.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_9575.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-384\" src=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_9575-242x300.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_9575\" width=\"242\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_9575-242x300.jpg 242w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_9575.jpg 829w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_9575-624x770.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 242px) 100vw, 242px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0On arrival, Robert declined assistance\u00a0\u2013 no, no I&#8217;m fine &#8211; until he walked the length of the jetway from the plane to the concourse, whereupon he cried uncle. I snagged a guy passing by with a wheelchair, and he pushed Robert through the LAX labyrinth of handicap accessible elevators, and wide, empty underground halls. The attendant was a Russian military brat until he was 10 when his parents emigrated to LA. He became a US citizen and just passed a battery of security checks in order to qualify to translate for hospitals and corporations. It was a long walk. I was very glad Robert succumbed and agreed to be helped. <em>&#8220;Pain taught me what pride would not let me learn.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>We took the shuttle to Budget Rentacar which was a zoo. Go figure! A line so long it was out of the building and down the sidewalk. Robert secured a car and I ate my first meal in LA &#8211; spit temperature water, crumbs in the bottom of a bag of Fritos, and a piece of Vermont chocolate my daughter gave me for my birthday. I was desperate. Car sorted, Robert drove while I navigated via my iPhone Google maps, impersonating a SatNav.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_9588.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-386\" src=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_9588-238x300.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_9588\" width=\"238\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_9588-238x300.jpg 238w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_9588-812x1024.jpg 812w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_9588-624x786.jpg 624w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_9588.jpg 813w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 238px) 100vw, 238px\" \/><\/a>The Little Cottage behind the <strong>Garden B&amp;B<\/strong> is just as welcoming\u00a0as we remembered. \u00a0<strong>Joan&#8217;s on 3rd<\/strong> made up for my nasty lunch with some sublime selections for takeaway, including a gorgeous salad made of grilled fresh corn, jicama, red onion, edamame, fresh apple soaked in something, and a touch of cilantro. So so delicious. Robert had egg salad on ciabatta and a cappuccino. I heroically eschewed the ham and brie on a\u00a0croissant, and went for turkey meatloaf, grilled snow peas, and asparagus, butternut squash salad, grilled heirloom carrots, and that grilled corn salad. Divine. I snagged a tiramisu and a chocolate roulade for desert, which I will eat tonight along with seconds of everything I ate for lunch. I am not made of stone. Yet.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/post_display_open-uri20121111-30477-1web0sr.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-389\" src=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/post_display_open-uri20121111-30477-1web0sr-300x225.jpeg\" alt=\"post_display_open-uri20121111-30477-1web0sr\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/post_display_open-uri20121111-30477-1web0sr-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/post_display_open-uri20121111-30477-1web0sr-624x468.jpeg 624w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/post_display_open-uri20121111-30477-1web0sr.jpeg 650w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>On the walk back I see my first piece of indigenous LA graffiti; &#8216;Figure With iPhone Posture.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_9720.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-390\" src=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_9720-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_9720\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_9720-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_9720.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_9720-624x832.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We are having a little lie down now. Will probably laze around the rest of the evening. Tomorrow Robert\u00a0drives me to the <strong>Getty Villa<\/strong> for the day, and he&#8217;ll visit a friend in Malibu and sit on his deck. Good times.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I scampered through the airport TSA pre-check. It was green lights all the way until I was selected for additional screening. That included a pat down, running the beeping wand over my sillouette, swiping my palms with something on a paper strip, and doing the hokey poky in the infamous X-ray booth. 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