{"id":1854,"date":"2016-05-15T19:39:05","date_gmt":"2016-05-15T19:39:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/?p=1854"},"modified":"2016-08-14T12:01:42","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T12:01:42","slug":"wednesday-may-4th-part-one-hermitage-storage-facility","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/?p=1854","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday, May 4th. Part One – Hermitage Storage Facility"},"content":{"rendered":"

It all funneled down to this day. Things fell off my hopeful\u00a0maybe?<\/em> list like hanged men dropped on a gallows. No way I\u2019d get to the Museum of Politics or the Alexander Nevsky Monastery <\/a>where Dostoyevsky lies restlessly interred. Ah well. Enough is\u00a0as good as a feast.<\/p>\n

I updated and sized photos* then skipped downstairs to breakfast with my order queued up\u00a0on my\u00a0Google Translate app; porridge with raisins, brown sugar, and cinnamon on the side, please.\u00a0\u201cWould you like the cappuccino you ordered yesterday, Ma\u2019am?” asked the ma\u00eetre d\u2019, appearing at my elbow. They’d been taking notes. The waiter looked at my order, hesitated, then suggested perhaps it would be better if they softened the raisins in warm water for me first. It was hard to keep a straight face. “Thanks, but no.” Chewing fresh golden raisins is\u00a0no hardship. I nearly added, ‘it\u2019s fortunate that someone of my advanced years can sit up and take nourishment at all.’\u00a0\"va<\/a><\/p>\n

I Ubered about 25 minutes in light traffic to the storage facility of the Hermitage,\u00a0where they keep objects that need special care, restoration, and those thousands of items\u00a0that don’t have a slot on the hallowed Hermitage walls. I don’t know how they decide what is displayed and what goes on hiatus.<\/p>\n

I’d hoped for a glimpse of paintings from the Northern renaissance and reliquaries that could serve as inspiration for my own design and build metal projects. Instead, I was added\u00a0to the only available tour,\u00a0a Russian language group of\u00a0parents and children, from\u00a0middle school age, to mobile enough get into mischief,\u00a0down to\u00a0a nursing infant in arms. Surprisingly, this turned out well. I didn’t see works of the kind I generaly seek out, but what was\u00a0deemed sufficiently engaging for children was right up my equine alley. The guide began with saddles and carriages of the Romanovs.<\/p>\n

Diamonds\u00a0on the soles of her shoes<\/a><\/em>\u00a0immediately started playing in my head.<\/p>\n

\"Diamonds<\/a>
Diamonds on the edge of her saddle.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Painted wood versus chunky embroidery. Not sure which would be the most uncomfortable.<\/p>\n

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\"Fringes<\/a>
Decent pommel you could grab if the horse got frisky or attractive fringe? Tough call.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"sad<\/a>
More of saddle blanket than a saddle. You can see where the rider’s legs wore away the fur on the sides of the cheetah.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I roamed around peering into things while the guide\u00a0nattered on in Russian. I liked being able to look closely, instead of feigning\u00a0polite\u00a0attention. \u00a0One small boy set off impressive alarms by wandering deep into the display area behind the red ropes. He only did it once.<\/p>\n

One of the carriages was a magnificent red affair<\/p>\n

\"Crown<\/a>
Crown on the roof. In case you were looking down from a rooftop.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Faberg\u00e9 copied it on a minuscule scale, turned it into a mechanical toy, and hid it inside one of their famed eggs. It can still propel itself\u00a0on tiny wheels.\"egg\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I loved the painted carriages. I’m about to get my Prius painted (blue instead of that boring inoffensive and dull beige it’s been since 2007), but part of me wants to do something like this.<\/p>\n

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Or like\u00a0this tiny sleigh. Very popular in Holland at the time – note the windmill on the right.\"child<\/a><\/p>\n

Rolling art.<\/p>\n

\"Detail;<\/a>
Figureheads. lions, and dolphins, oh my!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

From there we went to a room of works undergoing restoration. We had out own personal guard, who didn’t do much more than open doors and herd stragglers.<\/p>\n

\"Our<\/a>
On duty,\u00a0across from racks of stored paintings.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The paintings each of these unit holds are\u00a0listed on the sides.<\/p>\n

\"What<\/a>
What I wouldn’t give to be turned loose in here for, say, a decade.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

A\u00a0few bits of paper were taped to the exit door, visual notes on works undergoing restoration.<\/p>\n

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Next we were led down featureless corridors and in and out of\u00a0elevators until we arrived in\u00a0a room packed with large frescoes on one end, and small icons on the other. Everything was hung behind glass, under\u00a0strict light and climate control.<\/p>\n

\"{"focusMode":1,"deviceTilt":0.04562060435744719,"whiteBalanceProgram":0,"macroEnabled":false,"qualityMode":3}\"<\/a>
Closeup of an Icon supported by brackets on a grid system. The light was dim while we were there, and the lights went off when we left.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Precious, in every real sense of the word<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"Some<\/a>
An archangel snuffing out a demon? Russian saint? Gabriel blowing his horn on judgement day?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"He<\/a>
This Christ\u00a0looks showroom ready, almost too clean. He seems faintly disappointed and slightly cynical. Very\u00a0Russian expression.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I’m breaking this excursion\u00a0in two parts, since there were multiple categories of treasures and too much I want to show rather than tell. Plus, my adventure is nearly over and I hate to let it go.<\/p>\n

Next up: Chairs, Couture, & Camping.<\/p>\n

*If I didn\u2019t hook up my phone to the computer, I\u2019d be screwed when it comes to uploading photos. It\u2019s still seems glitchy, but it’ll be important to know when I’m arranging the next long journey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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