{"id":1674,"date":"2016-05-03T19:03:40","date_gmt":"2016-05-03T19:03:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/?p=1674"},"modified":"2016-08-21T01:01:58","modified_gmt":"2016-08-21T01:01:58","slug":"friday-april-30-moving-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/?p=1674","title":{"rendered":"Friday, April 30, Moving Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Raining borscht and vodka, a drenching steady rain. I showered, had\u00a0breakfast and finished packing. I updated my blog until noon, when It was time to call Uber Black and move to\u00a0the swanky Astoria.*<\/p>\n<p>Upon arrival one man\u00a0ran out, opened my door, handed me an\u00a0umbrella, and carried my bags, Another man opened the hotel&#8217;s entry door, and a third \u00a0man took the umbrella from me, and guided me to the desk where a very polite young women checked me in. Another woman walked me to my room and two guys showed up to hand off my luggage. But wait! There&#8217;s more. A maid arrived with a bathmat so I don&#8217;t fall\u00a0in the shower\u00a0and then two men (do they travel in pairs? Are they a matched set?) presented a plate of fresh\u00a0fruit, another plate with four chocolates (oh, the chocolates! So good my eyes rolled up in my head), and\u00a0a handwritten note from customer relations, thanking me for coming. Full court press.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/treat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1729 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/treat-300x217.jpg\" alt=\"{&quot;focusMode&quot;:0,&quot;deviceTilt&quot;:0.0604417622089386,&quot;whiteBalanceProgram&quot;:0,&quot;macroEnabled&quot;:false,&quot;qualityMode&quot;:3}\" width=\"300\" height=\"217\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/treat-300x217.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/treat.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/treat-624x451.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The lobby smells like rich men. Expensive cologne air freshener, essence of\u00a0Tom Ford maybe? White marble, sparkling chandeliers, fresh flowers. Polished is the word that comes to mind<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1763\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1763\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_4046.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1763\" src=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_4046.jpg\" alt=\"Swanky, \" width=\"500\" height=\"505\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_4046.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_4046-297x300.jpg 297w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1763\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Every surface gleams.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Double glazed double windows in my room, so there is not a whisper of sound from the brisk traffic four floors \u00a0below. Imposing St Isaak&#8217;s,\u00a0bedecked with angels and\u00a0saints, topped with golden domes and spires, is my view. It looks close enough to reach out and touch.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/my-view.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1726\" src=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/my-view-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"my view\" width=\"450\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/my-view.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/my-view-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/my-view-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/my-view-624x624.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After I unpacked, ready to race over to the Hermitage, it took\u00a020 minutes of searching to admit I had lost my key card. I was heading downstairs to beg them\u00a0for another, when I saw the damn thing. It had its own lit up slot in the wall by the door. Who knew? I realized I needed a license to drive this room.<\/p>\n<p>By the time I\u00a0walked into the Hermitage at 5pm, I could wander freely. Spent quality time in the peacock room and saw Catherine&#8217;s hanging garden mirrored\u00a0by her\u00a0indoor forest of chandeliers and fluted white columns <a href=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/up1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1735\" src=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/up1.jpg\" alt=\"up\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/up1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/up1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/chandelier-forrest.jpg\"><br \/>\n<\/a>Sat and sketched\u00a0<em>Danae,<\/em>\u00a0trying to get the line of her creamy thigh just right.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/danae.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1724\" src=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/danae.jpg\" alt=\"danae\" width=\"500\" height=\"328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/danae.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/danae-300x197.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/danae-624x409.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dawdled in the armor room. The plumes\u00a0don&#8217;t seem right on men and horses tricked out to wreak carnage. Even jousting was serious business.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1734\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1734\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/4-horsemen1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1734\" src=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/4-horsemen1.jpg\" alt=\"War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death.\" width=\"600\" height=\"355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/4-horsemen1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/4-horsemen1-300x178.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1734\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">War, Famine, Pestilence, Death and me.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Left on a quest to find\u00a0Peter\u2019s Winter Palace, which exhibits a few rooms modeled on\u00a0his\u00a0original residence.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1736\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1736\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/what-ptg-built1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1736\" src=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/what-ptg-built1.jpg\" alt=\"home sweet home\" width=\"500\" height=\"806\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/what-ptg-built1.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/what-ptg-built1-186x300.jpg 186w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1736\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">home sweet home<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I made a wrong turn\u00a0and was thrown out by an irate ticket checker for\u00a0the Hermitage theater. The ladies at the coat check were kind though and, thanks to GoogleTranslate, also helpful. We passed my\u00a0iPhone back and forth and they explained to me I was one building and a canal bridge away. Finally found\u00a0the right door\u00a0and immediately felt at home in\u00a0his intimate and practical rooms.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1728\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1728\" style=\"width: 625px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/ptg-shop.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1728 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/ptg-shop-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"Love the files hanging on the back wall.\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/ptg-shop.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/ptg-shop-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/ptg-shop-624x468.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1728\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Peter&#8217;s workshop. Love the files hanging on the back wall. He and Robert would have gotten along like peas and carrots.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>One of the eerier\u00a0exhibits was\u00a0a\u00a0wax effigy of Peter, created\u00a0from a mold made\u00a0of his head, hands, and legs three days after his death. The torso was\u00a0whittled out of wood and jointed, the better to pose it.\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/wax.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1713\" src=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/wax-663x1024.jpg\" alt=\"wax\" width=\"400\" height=\"618\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/wax.jpg 663w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/wax-194x300.jpg 194w, https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/wax-624x963.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>I see the resemblance to that statue with distorted proportions in the Peter and Paul Fortress, but it was described\u00a0as &#8216;startlingly life life&#8217;, and it looks stiff and artificial to me. I&#8217;m getting very fond of this Tsar, except for his tendency to torture and execute people in creative ways, and having his first wife kidnapped and incarcerated in a nunnery against her will. Listening to <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0075WPE20\/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?ie=UTF8&amp;btkr=1\" target=\"_blank\">Peter the Great: His Life and World<\/a><\/em>, by R.K. Massie, has made the hair on the nape of my neck rise\u00a0more than once.<\/p>\n<p>Walked from the museum to dinner at Fruk, and \u00a0trotted back to the hotel afterwards past inventive store windows, expensive hotels\u00a0and charming eateries, my iPod blasting Eric Paslay&#8217;s <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=UL_7LMXHEyw\" target=\"_blank\">High Class<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Back up to my room to find the bed linen turned down and chocolates\u00a0on my\u00a0pillow.** \u00a0There&#8217;s\u00a0a footage\u00a0of a merrily blazing fire, complete with crackling sound, on the flatscreen.<\/p>\n<p>*When I started putting this trip together last July, my cosmopolitan nephew urged me to stay at the Astoria. \u00a0It&#8217;s\u00a0expensive, but\u00a0I could eke out a\u00a0short stay using 1. the nonrefundable discount 2. further discount of booking far in advance 3. the plunge of the ruble.<br \/>\nGiven the length of my stay I needed something more affordable for the initial three weeks. My TripAdvisor research led me to the Alexander house, where I was very happy.\u00a0If the Astoria booking\u00a0wasn&#8217;t non-refundable I would have tried to stay on there, but now that I am here, and rolling in the soft, warm lap of luxury, it sure is nice. I don&#8217;t fit in, but the staff are kind\u00a0to me. I don&#8217;t behave like an entitled bitch, so that probably works in my favor.<\/p>\n<p>**One\u00a0funny story; coming back to my room that first night, I&#8217;m \u00a0walking down the long corridor, and a\u00a0man steps out of a room in a white terrycloth bathrobe and looks in my direction. I keep walking his way because my room is in that direction, and he keeps staring. I have to pass by him because, yup, my room is next to his. He does a 180 to keep me in his sights. Different culture or dangerously creepy? Don&#8217;t know and don&#8217;t care, I just figure out\u00a0how to use the chain lock on my door with record speed. Later that night I heard a lot of voices and girly laughter and, er, furniture banging, so\u00a0I think maybe he had me mixed up with someone else, a person he perhaps did not actually know, but was expecting. I am sure I did not look like what he ordered.<br \/>\nI could be totally off base with my speculation (he was expecting his niece! They were playing Heads Up charades!), but I&#8217;m not knocking on the door and asking for clarification.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Raining borscht and vodka, a drenching steady rain. I showered, had\u00a0breakfast and finished packing. I updated my blog until noon, when It was time to call Uber Black and move to\u00a0the swanky Astoria.* Upon arrival one man\u00a0ran out, opened my door, handed me an\u00a0umbrella, and carried my bags, Another man opened the hotel&#8217;s entry door, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1720,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[21],"tags":[41,36,32,186,194,42],"class_list":{"0":"post-1674","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-st-petersburg","8":"tag-astoria-hotel","9":"tag-fruktovaya-lavka","10":"tag-hermitage","11":"tag-museum","12":"tag-restaurant","13":"tag-winter-palace","14":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/4-H-va.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7OBxc-r0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1674"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1768,"href":"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674\/revisions\/1768"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virginiaparker.net\/travel\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}